Always Blame Others

Blame the goverment. Because it is the reason why there are many poor people that can’t eat 3 times a day. Blame your boss because you can’t be promoted. Blame the professors because you can’t learn a thing. School time is for trying to figure out what the professor said and time at home is only for dota. Blame the economy and high gas prices. Whine about these things and its a surefire way to waste your time, energy and saliva and after 10 years, you’re still at the place where you are before. Only older.

Do Not Think For Yourself

There is always someone that knows everything. Including the “know-it-alls”. They are the wise sages of our time and they’re opinion, even though free, is the best treasure there is. Opinions are free because they are golden crap. It allows you not to think and just follow everybody’s advice. This is a great excuse for yourself. You will feel that you know a lot because of what other’s have told you, in the end they are not the product of your thinking and you don’t even know what those ideas meant. Do not get to know who is the person giving advices. If someone went out to you, a friend or stranger and told you its the next big thing to get rich and earn “passive income”, If it seems logical, rational, believe it immediately & join. You will always be dependent on others and you don’t want to think too hard.

Don’t Allot Time For Productive Things

One of the best reason and probably the most popular alibi there is is “I have no time”. We all have no time. I have 24 hours a day. How about you? Do you only have 10hrs a day? We all have the same hours a day, days a week and there is always a reason not to do things that are productive. I’ll play dota because its fun. I’ll work later because its a drag.

Do Not Spend Money To Learn

The best investment is the things that I can see and touch and can be bragged to my colleagues. Investing in myself is just a waste of money and i would probably forget it anyway so why do it? I’d rather buy new clothes than books. I know books are a lot cheaper but clothes and gadgets are waaaaay cooler. I don’t want to come of as a nerd. I can always ask other people for their opinion and get their knowledge for free. Also, I think going to school is a waste of money.

Tell People Information That Are Half True

Jose Rizal said, “if I only know half the truth, I won’t speak”. That’s crap! If I know a little about something, I will tell it to all my friends so that they will see me as good and intelligent. Even if I don’t know it entirely I will just tell it anyway so I have been the first to talk about it and they will always think of me as the pioneer. I don’t care if I tell them half truth, did the advices I said and fail. We will fail together and I have the excuse I didn’t mean to.

Always Have The Reason For Anything

I am broke because of the government. I can’t feed my family because of the government. I have small salary because of the government. I was lay off work because of the government. My goldfish is dead because of the government. Don’t admit that you are wrong. You are not responsible for your future.

There Is One Magic Bullet To Get Rich

I just need to search for that one technique to be rich in affiliate marketing. I just need to know what numbers to bet to get rich in lotto. There is only one way to get rich and I have to search for it. It doesn’t matter if it takes longer than I expected or if my family die in hunger what’s important is this magic bullet can make me a millionaire overnight.

Always Dream And Don’t Act

Dreaming is fun working isn’t. Why should I work for that dream if I can always go back in paradise island on my head and be happy. I am content with my situation right now and dreaming is not hard to do. I will not work for my dream because it makes me feel lazy. Even if I have no money, I will get myself drunk and party so I can have fun and share my dream to my friends. They will think highly of me as someone who has an ambition and dream in life even though I am not working to achieve that dream.

Think Negative

We are all doomed. The world will end on 2012 and starvation is already at hand. Global warming is killing us and we should be prepared for the coming of the world. I want to go to business but fuck that, I don’t want to have business debt. I might fail. I can always bet at lotto where I can make my 20 pesos into 100 millions.

Be Afraid To Fail

You don’t want to be criticized by your friends and family. Why would I risk my good reputation? I will not take risk that might ruin my stability right now. I’d rather work 10 hours a day for a minimum salary than go into business that might fail. If I got laid off, I’ll join the rally to get us back. It’s the government’s fault and its my right to freedom of speech. I want my family and friends to be proud of me so I will do anything in my power not to take risk so that they won’t change that image of me. Thomas Edison’s 10,000 light bulb experiment is an epic failure! That guy is stupid.